Sunday, March 28, 2010
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
I am going to keep this short and to the point due to a few complaints. - Mystery Black
Ever wondered what the world's hardest game is? Well I went on a google quest and found something a bit too close. I got to level six with 357 deaths before I decided to quit at it and review it. It is made by some dude named Snubby at Armor Arcade, and it is available for the Iphone according to an Ad. And apparently the game lives up to its title. It is called the worlds hardest game ( I swear it is just too real).
The rules were too simple, you're a square, avoid the blue circles and collect the red circles and get to the final green spot without dying. In between the levels you get smacked with supportive text like you're guarantied to fail. or tips etc. ¡¿¡¿#@¡ ǝʞıן pǝsnɟuoɔ ǝɯ ʇɟǝן ʎɐןd-ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ noʎ ןןǝʇ uɐɔ ı It is possible, but unlikely you will win. I rate this game a 3 out of ten beers to enjoy because it has this cool corny music that you can make a party to.
Until next time I'll enjoy my American Sushi because I know its Sushi but not Japanese.
Monday, March 22, 2010
This game is an animated feature based on a web-comic about a couple of guys who run this detective agency for the supernatural... One reminds me of Superman, he is a complete idiot and may only have A braincell. The other is a nerd with a machine gun. Then you join with the amazing weapon of a.... RAKE to right evil fruit-fornicating robots a.k.a. Fruit Fuckers Mark I-IV and malevolent mimes, as well as hobos and clowns and a slumlord.
So far, so good right? Well it gets better with the most repetitive, yet fun gameplay and a comic book style cut scene layout. If that isn't enough, you get to dump your hands in FUCKING PISS! You eat hobo meat soup and even get to work out with invisible weights! What more could you want?
Well, I wanted a less repetitive game and voice acting... But that's just the opinion of someone who spent their money to get this game. Get this game if you like comics and like vulgar jokes. This game needs 4 out of 10 beers to enjoy fully. The story is amazing and the cut scenes hilarious, but the gameplay is repetitive and lacking. You won't notice that drunk, plus the jokes get funnier!!!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Okay so I am the new blogger they have introduced me earlier. Today I am going to review for you, spoiler free of course, Heavy Rain. Now I have been playing this with my cousin over a span of 1 week. And I, Being the intuitive and intelligible fellow that I am, figured out who the killer was early while playing it, but the fact that the person was the killer was very surprising nonetheless. The story has a natural feel to it, the gameplay could be too realistic for the player in addition to it. But it gave a sort of tug on your emotions where you literally felt like the character your playing. Now I am going to tell you about the gameplay: It can be boring as *^%. If you are not trying to figure out what next to do then you keep messing the sequence or direction you press the buttons to the controller. Nonetheless it had this natural feel to it. Again, I seriously felt like I was the Character. They gave such attention to detail everywhere, and I mean everywhere, not one stone was left unturned in figureing to put stuff in the game, a lot of stuff you could do seem irrelevant to contributing to the story like Drawing a house or looking out the window. There were times with the FBI agent that his glasses technology had me annoyed to tears trying to figure the things to do. Yet some of these details provided clues (SPOILER ALERT) like in the begining of the story you see a letter, which at the end you will realize is the address of the killer's crime scene. I, personally enjoyed the parts where I got to see virtual boobies controlling one of the characters (that scene was a definite plus+ ;D ) One more detail about the gameplay: Concerning the few six-axis moves you had to do throughout the story I didn't really see any bugs coming out of there so a plus for that. I found the game overall well-made detailed and intuitive, although there was some lagging behind. The game really gets you emotionally involved. So for the rating in Hypothetical Beers to drink while playing this would be 1 out of 10 beers because you want to get a little ignorant of the details yet sober enough to follow the story. So this has been Mystery Black, with his first review on Wildeyezgaming. till next time. P.S. I urge you to help spread this word, we want to get a better website with more professional stuff on there. Just for your entertainment i will add a few letter word art concerning butts, cause i like butts. I hope you will forgive me Witch and Superman (_!_) = Normal Butt
(__!__) = Big Butt
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Okay so while I am waiting for Youtube to process my promotion video for the blog I'll review for you this old online game called Cubefield. It is in Yo! Arcade made by Max Abernerthy Flecko. The idea of the game is pretty simple, drive this triangle over an obstacle course in a field, the longer you last the more points you have. Every other moment the words Speed up pop on the screen and the playing field changes composition. It is a very attenuating game but it works.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Ok I know this isn't PS3 games but I will review it anyways to add to the blog. So A few months ago I was at the arcade playing this game called Tetris right?
We all seen it, the goal of the game is to clear as many lines with figures made out of four squares. It made me think if I can find the game online and I did with the original designers placing it online with a few commercial breaks on their most popular games. So recently they made this new game where you compete live streaming with people on the web with you. (you need an account 1st which is free) The game is called Tetris Arena(& no I am not being paid to review this although I wish I was). The goal of the game is to send lines you clear to your opponents until the appearing figures collide with the settled figures. Then you win. Now there are items that you can use to help you cheat and win, some you can buy with a credit card, but most are free. The included items in the beta version thus far are about 16 made total. You can activate them by clearing out a specific piece of a figure that comes to you and pressing V to use it.
Some are (with lack of proper grammar concerning the split infinitive to emphasize importance) Completely and Utterly Useless! One where you just block the view that shows what pieces you have next which doesn't slow your opponent down at all. Others like the twister or freeze tetris position really get you angry if you get it.
There is a live chat box on the side (Pictured above) which I found nice if you like bragging or annoying the ones you are playing with, but most ignore it.
The site has you in ranks based on the experience points you acquire playing it, get in the top 50% and you gain points, the other half loses points. (Example of a result board above left )
You win more points by knocking out your opponents and remaining in the game for the longer time. The Rankings the site has you is from "noob" to Platinum something I am not sure.
A lot of the so called "noobs" in ranking are actually geniuses who just found the game and will pwn you in 60 seconds or less, that is aggravating. You will catch yourself saying "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when playing this because it is so competitive. However the competition gives a whole new feel to Tetris and it can get fun after you get a hang of it.
One downside, it has one of the most cheesy background musics which includes some retro remix of a classic song from the "nutcracker" or the original music they had, the nutcracker doesn't really fit in well.
Anyway it is actually interesting to see and you might want to check it out. www.tetrisfriends.com/
There are no viruses i can assure you. I don't mean to spam either I am just reviewing a free game you'd check out if your bored.
I won't even try to rate this since you will probably not get hypothetically wasted as the others like to be while playing this game.
-- with regards, Mystery Black
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So I beat Assassin's creed II recently, but I still don't have all the Fucking Feathers in the game. They are probably the most annoying part of the game. Who collects Fucking Feathers? LOL but I beat the game with all the other DLC. but the ending is ANOTHER friggin' Cliffhanger... ONCE AGAIN you want to know more. oh and there is like a 8 year gap in the middle of the game...Ya! I know...lol. But all in all the game is Awesome... I occasionally fall off the building and get rocks thrown at me but that's all a part of the experience....this game gets a 3 out of 10 Beers to enjoy this game fully. and being able to take the enemies' weapons and kill them with them is awesome too....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assassin's Creed II is a great Game apart from the Giant Cliff Hanger at the end...and the 8 year gap in the middle of the game...but there are plenty of other great aspects of the game...like the ability to take the guards wepons from them...LOL the best of the worst of the game is the FUCKING Feathers... Who the Fuck collects FEATHERS....I beat the game...with all the DLC and it fills in some of the 8 years but not much...